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Max, my kittie!
"A mail order of fresh horse meat
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Last modified 10/24/99|
The Home Page of
Award-Winning Creative Writer
Michael "Rabbit" Hutchison
Would you like a good laugh? This is one of the funniest
things I've read in a long time...and the humor is completely
unintentional! I guess it loses something in the translation!
You'll laugh til you hurt when you read "A
mail order of fresh horse meat of Kumamoto"
I'm the Editor of Fanzing, now located at www.fanzing.com
Who is the Rabbit?
I'm actually Michael "Rabbit" Hutchison, and I moved to the Twin Cities area
in October of 1996. I'm a creative writer, actor, comedian, voice artist
and all-around fun guy! I came here to study filmmaking and screenwriting,
but I didn't have the cash for classes until recently. Sadly, all film
classes were full, so I'm writing on my own until January of '98. I suffer
from "Kane Comparison Syndrome;" every time I think about studying film
I remind myself that I'm already older than Orson Welles was when he made
the greatest movie of all time!
Prior to 1996, I was a an advertising copywriter at 94.7 WOFM, the "Oldies"
station in Wausau, Wisconsin. In my lightless dungeon, I created ads,
oversaw their production and frequently contributed character voices.
As a devotee of veteran funny adman Stan
Freberg, I felt a calling to try to change radio advertising from
the loud, boring, monotonous drone of "dependable, friendly, quality service
at our four locations...". As you can still hear spots like that on the
radio, you can tell I wasn't totally successful!
Of my four Addy Award-winning radio
spots, the most recent one, "Not
Quite Hans & Franz" for Sherfinski and Zahn, won a Regional
Addy award and advanced to the District Addies. There it competed against
spots from Wisconsin, Minnesota and both Dakotas, receiving a Citation
of Excellence. Not bad, especially since no spot won an Addy in our
Currently, for fun, I sometimes write plots for the Internet Movie
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