Ted "Theodore" Logan to play Plastic Man?

From Neo to Eel, apparently. Keanu Reeves is set to portray Plastic Man in a movie made by the Wachowski "brothers". The Wachowskis are the one-hit wonders who couldn't figure out how to rebottle their lightning from the Matrix and turn it into a franchise. Recently, they stunk up the cineplexes with a Speed Racer film that Joel Schumacher called "gaudy and loud".

Honestly, Keanu's casting is the best thing about this announcement. I can see it. Reeves' range of expressions may be more appropriate for casting as The Terminator (.....sayyyyyyyyyyy... why didn't they think of that?) ... but I find him likable and everyone says he is one of the most down-to-Earth and decent people in Hollywood. Plus, I'm just glad they dodged the Jim Carrey bullet, especially with Grant Morrison essentially turning Plastic Man into Carrey.