Batman: Dark Night review

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Here's my review:

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WOOO--HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wow!

This movie was so good that my wife and my niece both thought it was fantastic. (I don't think Melinda even watched the first one!)

Melinda was actually swooning over Heath Ledger...which just made her sad, of course. She, too, thinks he gives an Oscar-caliber performance, so that isn't just hype.

Beyond Heath, the biggest difference is the plot. Remember how the first film had a rather contrived plot about an underground society of Asian assassins who want to destroy an American city on the opposite side of the world, and to do so they export a fear toxin to a local nutball who dresses in a scarecrow mask and arrange to have it put in the water supply so that they can rig up a stolen device on an elevated train hoping to drive the city to madness? Don't get me wrong, it's a great movie, but that is the plot, right?

This movie? Far fewer contrivances. It is a little "24" at times, where just when you think they've bested the Joker it turns out that this was all prelude to his next big thing (and this happens about a dozen times). However, the drama is incredible and this story would work if instead of Batman and the Joker you had generic characters, which means it will have far more appeal than to just the comic book fans. (Again: neither of the women in my life are comic book fans!)

I'm reminded of Chuck Dixon's favorite complaint about "Batman Forever": the Riddler was an idiot whose idea of a great mystery is giving clues that spell out his name...and meanwhile, there is a perfect Batman vs. Riddler movie, except that it is called "Die Hard with a Vengeance". Batman films have always had sucky plots that were mere frameworks for cool set piece ideas and movie star villains demanding screen time and scenery-chewing. Until now.

No complaints. I repeat: NO COMPLAINTS. This is a four-star superhero film.

Well...no complaints aside from how distractingly unattractive Maggie Gyllenhaal is. There is something just wrong with her nose. I know, I was about the only defender Katie Holmes had in the last movie, but here she is sorely missed. Maggie may have better acting chops, but at least Katie didn't look like a victim of a loose I-beam. What is up with her nose?

That's not really a "complaint", more an annoyance. Kinda like Bale's Batman voice, which sounds like a bulldog. That's great if you're tormenting someone in an alley but there's a lot of conversations in this film and then it just sounds like a total fake voice. You'd think Gordon would say, "That's clearly an act. Why can't you talk like a person, ya poser?"

Oh, and I think I caught a goof. I could swear that when Bruce Wayne first comments on Rachel and her new boyfriend, Bruce calls her "Rachel Spencer" or something like that. For a while in the movie, I thought they'd changed the character to go with the actress change, but I guess not.

TRIVIA: The mayor of Gotham is played by Nestor Carbonell, who played Batmanuel on "The Tick".

Also, notice how Gordon's daughter is never shown in full face. This is so that someday they can cast a name actress to play her, I would imagine.

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The Shark Author Profile Page said:

Hahaha, I love how you say "no complaints" and then proceed to complain.

I find myself to be one of the few defenders of Maggie in this film. I haven't seen it yet, but most of my friends are complaining about the change in actresses. I personally feel that Maggie's a great choice to replace Katie -- I agree that Katie is better looking, but Maggie has that same look in her eyes and a similar complexion. Not a spitting image, but close enough that I feel like I'll be able to accept the change. If it were a more major character they were changing, I'd probably feel more strongly about this.

As for Batman's voice -- I think it's PERFECT. Yes, it sounds gruff and over-the-top -- but "Batman Begins" establishes that Wayne has a thing for theatrics and takes the advice from Ra's a little too seriously. He's overacting, and yeah, it's very inhuman and unnatural, but it works for what he's trying to do. It's fantastic.

John Morgan "Bat" Neal Author Profile Page said:

He says something along the lines of "Its none of my business who Rachel spends her times with" I noticed that was the line right off as he says it quickly and the spends and her kind of blend.

JMN

The thing is, Maggie is a better actress than Katie Holmes and less attractive than Katie Holmes.

But both actresses are lightweights (Mrs Cruise moreso than Miss Gyllenhaal) compared to actors like Morgan Freeman and Gary Oldman, and, well, the entire cast of each movie.

Worst off though is the awful coincidence that the only main character in the movies that are not from the source material is an awful horrible terrible annoying character that is redundant to the character arc and preachy at the very best. At the very worst Rachel Dawes can be referred to as, ah, b***hy.

Interestingly better writers had the idea that Bruce Wayne's best friend from childhood to adulthood grew up to be in the District Attorney's office and was not a love interest... and his name was Harvey Dent.

I'm alright with Bruce Wayne having a love interest. I even loved the notion of using one of the original Golden Age love interests. I have maintained the criticism that Katie Holmes is merely cute and not the knockout I would have expect as the love interest of the Batman.

But seriously any character that tells Batman that Batman is defined by being heroic just irritates me for as long as the character preaches. WE KNOW THAT BATMAN WILL BE HEROIC. THIS IS BATMAN, NOT AMBIVALENT MAN.

I still do not like using the Tumbler tank-thing in favor of an actual Batmobile. I like a real Batmobile.

So recasting a z-list character that has no real impact on the character, and a great impact on me the viewer, does not hurt the picture.

What does hurt the picture, possibly the only thing that does, is that both of these movies fail to establish why Batman loves her so far above any other woman... and it hurts this movie much worse that we do not see why this "lady" is the point of a love triangle. Why do both of these guys want her so much, especially to the point that Batman carries a torch?

The thing is, Maggie is a better actress than Katie Holmes and less attractive than Katie Holmes.

But both actresses are lightweights (Mrs Cruise moreso than Miss Gyllenhaal) compared to actors like Morgan Freeman and Gary Oldman, and, well, the entire cast of each movie.

Worst off though is the awful coincidence that the only main character in the movies that are not from the source material is an awful horrible terrible annoying character that is redundant to the character arc and preachy at the very best. At the very worst Rachel Dawes can be referred to as, ah, b***hy.

Interestingly better writers had the idea that Bruce Wayne's best friend from childhood to adulthood grew up to be in the District Attorney's office and was not a love interest... and his name was Harvey Dent.

I'm alright with Bruce Wayne having a love interest. I even loved the notion of using one of the original Golden Age love interests. I have maintained the criticism that Katie Holmes is merely cute and not the knockout I would have expect as the love interest of the Batman.

But seriously any character that tells Batman that Batman is defined by being heroic just irritates me for as long as the character preaches. WE KNOW THAT BATMAN WILL BE HEROIC. THIS IS BATMAN, NOT AMBIVALENT MAN.

I still do not like using the Tumbler tank-thing in favor of an actual Batmobile. I like a real Batmobile.

So recasting a z-list character that has no real impact on the character, and a great impact on me the viewer, does not hurt the picture.

What does hurt the picture, possibly the only thing that does, is that both of these movies fail to establish why Batman loves her so far above any other woman... and it hurts this movie much worse that we do not see why this "lady" is the point of a love triangle. Why do both of these guys want her so much, especially to the point that Batman carries a torch?

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