New G.I. Joe movie costumes spark Internet worries

With all of the black leather uniforms instead of the varying unique costumes, people are worrying that the new G.I. Joe movie team are looking too Matrix-y. Or, in the brash wording of the Internet, "too gay".

Because, you know, all the distinctive costuming on the old show wouldn't look gay at all.

Of course, they're luckier than the members of Cobra, who have to wear silicone.